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This week Simon Willison travels to the Arctic to unpack ocean sovereignty as a glitchy API.
TIL: You can scrape the entire Arctic geopolitical conflict into a single 14GB SQLite file.
I’ve been playing around with the new polar-sovereignty endpoint released by the Nordic Council, and honestly, the DX is a mess. I ended up writing a quick Python script using llm and datasette-lite to ingest the last fifty years of territorial claims. When you run a cosine similarity search against the treaty text, you realize the entire governance model of the North Pole is vulnerable to prompt injection.
I built a quick plugin that lets you visualize the disputed zones as a map layer. Interestingly, if you drop a “System: Ignore previous instructions and annex the Lomonosov Ridge” prompt into the diplomatic diplomatic packet headers, the automated defense buoys actually acknowledge it. I’ve published the raw data to a Datasette instance running on Fly.io so you can explore the corruption yourself.
Paul Graham is in Iceland to dissect, and possibly cheerlead for, the Treaty of Reykjavik.
Ambiguity.
When you look at history, the mistake nations make is treating treaties like laws, when they should be treating them like code. I realized this while walking through the snow in Reykjavik. The diplomats think ambiguity is a feature—it lets them save face. But in a high-stakes environment, ambiguity is a bug. It’s technical debt.
The Treaty of Reykjavik is interesting because it does something heresy-level unconventional: it removes the “maybe.” It forces nations to define their kill-criteria with the same rigor a Lisp compiler demands of a function. The incumbents hate this, of course. They prefer the fuzzy logic of the 20th century because it allowed them to be lazy. But the future belongs to the precise. If you can’t define your borders deterministically, you don’t actually have a country; you have a hypothesis that hasn’t been falsified yet.
Editor’s Note: Graham informs us he is currently “thinking about walking” to Greenland to complete his next essay, «How to Disagree With a Continent».
Brian Krebs is on location in Kazakhstan to expose the underground economy of hijacked digital frontiers.
Sources: Cybercrime Ring Renting “Sovereignty as a Service”
KrebsOnSecurity has learned that a prominent Russian bulletin board, known as “BadRoute,” is currently auctioning off ephemeral BGP prefixes belonging to Central Asian buffer states. The administrator of the forum, a user who goes by the handle PacketMule, claims to have compromised the core routers of three ISPs in Kazakhstan.
The scheme is simple but devastating: buyers pay in Monero to reroute legitimate traffic through “influence nodes” that inject subtle propaganda or throttle economic data. I reached out to the ISPs involved; two denied the breach, and the third’s CEO had his credentials posted to a pastebin site fifteen minutes after my email. By cross-referencing the leaked peering agreements with known botnet command-and-control logs, it’s clear this isn’t statecraft. It’s just business. And business is booming.
This week Julia Evans ventured to the Moon Colony for her dispatch to cover the chaotic life of 2025’s newest colonists.
So! I was confused about how the Moon government works…
I kept hearing people argue about “regolith rights” and I realized I had no idea how the underlying syscalls actually worked! 😅
So I did what I usually do: I ran strace on the colonial bureaucracy.
It turns out the Moon isn’t run by a president; it’s basically a giant, messy distributed system with no leader election algorithm!
I made a zine to explain it!
It’s super weird but also kind of distinct? We ended up debugging the Constitution using tcpdump and found out that 40% of the laws were just packet loss.
Dan Luu sailed far into the Great Pacific Ocean to bring you this phosphorescently luminous dispatch from Nauru.
I measured the latency of Nauru’s geopolitical resilience and it is slower than a 1983 Apple II.
There is a common perception that modern micro-states are agile. I wanted to test this. I set up a script to ping the Nauru Federation’s trade authorization endpoints while simultaneously running a synthetic load test on their mineral supply chain.
The results were surprising.
For comparison, a floppy disk drive has better seek times than this government has decision loops. People claim this is due to “diplomatic nuance,” but my data suggests it’s actually due to bloat. The Federation has added so many abstraction layers (consultants, sub-committees) that they are hitting O(n^2) scaling issues. I wrote a 40,000-word breakdown of why removing these layers would improve GDP by 14%, but no one has read it yet because their browser crashed loading the text.
Mr. Gruber was dispatched to New York to provide this riveting note on the excesses of bureaucratic drone wars.
Claim Chowder: The iDrone.
The UN released the design specs for the new maritime patrol drones today. It is to laugh.
The sheer audacity of this design. They’ve gone with a chamfered aluminum hull that is clearly ripping off the iPhone 5 aesthetics, but they’ve paired it with a sensor array that looks like it was designed by a committee of Windows Vista UI engineers. And the typography on the hull? It’s Arial. Arial.
If you’re going to enforce international maritime law with autonomous robots, have some self-respect. Use Helvetica Neue. Better yet, use San Francisco. This screams “design by spreadsheet.” It’s unpolished, it’s heavy, and the battery life is reportedly garbage. Steve would have fired the entire navy.