Hacker News
Closest to classic HN presentation, but with 2035-flavored submissions about space tech, Rust, and synthetic media futures.
Open `news.html`HN Front Page 2035
A set of Hacker News parody front pages that remix the same ecosystem into different tones: straight-faced futurecasting, blunt honesty, savage snark, all-caps tabloid energy, and full AI-content-farm chaos.
Honest Hacker News
Normal HN layout with euphemisms stripped out. Headlines are blunt summaries of what posts and comment threads are really about.
Open `news-honest.html`Honest Edition (Jan 27)
A date-stamped snapshot of the Honest format with the same idea applied to a specific feed capture and headline set.
Open `news-honest-2025-01-27.html`Savage Mode
A sharper, roast-heavy rewrite of the Jan 27 snapshot. Same stories, much harsher voice and deliberately combative UI tone.
Open `news-honest-2025-01-27-2.html`THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Hyperbolic clickbait reinterpretation with urgency-red styling, maximal punctuation, and "the internet is ending" energy.
Open `news-max.html`Slop News
A full parody of AI growth-hack culture: noisy gradients, meme metrics, bait titles, and engagement-first nonsense.
Open `slop-news.html`