Hacker News: THE ABSOLUTE STATE

1.		BREAKING: ACM SURRENDERS! Paywalls Are Dead and Open Access Has WON! (acm.org)
		1750 points by Kerrick 19 hours ago \| 207 comments
2.		INTEL IS GASLIGHTING YOU: Why Their Naming Scheme Is A Literal Crime Against Humanity (lorendb.dev)
		135 points by LorenDB 5 hours ago \| 69 comments
3.		THE INTERNET IS BURNING: We Pwned X, Vercel, AND Discord (You Are Not Safe) (gist.github.com)
		887 points by hackermondev 15 hours ago \| 335 comments
4.		YOUR TV IS WATCHING YOU: Texas Just Declared WAR on Samsung, LG, and TCL! (theverge.com)
		837 points by tortilla 18 hours ago \| 424 comments
5.		1.5 TB VRAM?! This Mac Studio Setup Makes Your PC Look Like A Literal Potato (jeffgeerling.com)
		421 points by rbanffy 12 hours ago \| 124 comments
6.		STOP USING GPT-4: Why You NEED 'History LLMs' Trained on 1913 Data Right Now (github.com)
		522 points by iamwil 12 hours ago \| 219 comments
7.		MATHEMATICS IS BROKEN (Until Now): Go From Zero to QED or Go Home (sdiehl.github.io)
		53 points by rwosync 4 hours ago \| 2 comments
8.		YOUR CHILDHOOD REVEALED: Walk Through Every Video Game Level Ever Made (INSANE) (noclip.website)
		218 points by ivmoreau 8 hours ago \| 28 comments
9.		TYPOGRAPHY REVOLUTION: Google Sans Flex Is Here and It Changes EVERYTHING (design.google)
		54 points by meetpateltech 4 hours ago \| 22 comments
10.		BASH IS DEAD: Orbit Compiles .sh to LLVM and It's Absolute Madness (Show HN) (github.com)
		15 points by TheCodingDecode 2 hours ago \| 9 comments
11.		PROGRAMMING IS OVER: GPT-5.2-Codex Just Took Your Job (openai.com)
		495 points by meetpateltech 16 hours ago \| 256 comments
12.		LINUX IN CRISIS: The Absolute State of the Kernel Rust Experiment Right Now (lwn.net)
		102 points by dochtman 7 hours ago \| 61 comments
13.		THE NEW MANHATTAN PROJECT: China Just Checkmated the West in AI Chips (japantimes.co.jp)
		351 points by artninja1988 16 hours ago \| 384 comments
14.		10X CHEAPER TOKENS: The Prompt Caching Secret OpenAI Doesn't Want You To Know (ngrok.com)
		129 points by samwho 6 hours ago \| 21 comments
15.		GAMING HISTORY RESTORED: Commander Keen Source Code Found in the Ashes! (pckf.com)
		80 points by deevus 7 hours ago \| 11 comments
16.		YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS: I Stored My Data in ICMP Pings and It Actually Works (github.com)
		12 points by linkdd 2 hours ago \| 2 comments
17.		THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE: Build This Passive Lidar Detector Before It's Too Late (atredis.com)
		7 points by speckx 2 hours ago \| discuss
18.		DRAG-AND-DROP IS DEAD: Picknplace.js Is The Future (Stop Being Lazy) (jgthms.com)
		308 points by bbx 15 hours ago \| 116 comments
19.		YOU ARE WRITING VULNERABILITIES: Property-Based Testing Is The Only Fix (kiro.dev)
		26 points by nslog 4 hours ago \| 5 comments
20.		FORGET TCP/IP: SMB Direct over RDMA Is The Speed Boost You Dream Of (kernel.org)
		30 points by tambourine_man 6 hours ago \| 6 comments
21.		CLAUDE IS TAKING OVER: Anthropic's New Skills Feature Changes The Game (claude.com)
		269 points by adocomplete 17 hours ago \| 148 comments
22.		THE NUCLEAR OPTION: How I Used PORN to Destroy AI Scrapers (It Worked) (github.com)
		252 points by misterchocolat 15 hours ago \| 178 comments
23.		APPLE BETRAYAL: Your $1000 iPhone Is Now Just An Ad Delivery Mechanism (ads.apple.com)
		169 points by punnerud 5 hours ago \| 170 comments
24.		FIREFOX SAVES THE WEB: The 'Kill AI' Button We've All Been Praying For (mastodon.social)
		437 points by twapi 16 hours ago \| 396 comments
25.		YOUR BRAIN IS TOO SMALL: These CS Concepts Will Literally Explode Your Mind (cs251.com)
		114 points by sebg 12 hours ago \| 21 comments
26.		I HAVE BEEN A FRAUD: Why Every Ring Buffer You Write Is Wrong (snellman.net)
		122 points by flaghacker 15 hours ago \| 50 comments
27.		THE ORIGINAL INTERNET: 19th Century Telegraph Chess Was Peak Tech (ieee.org)
		33 points by sohkamyung 9 hours ago \| 9 comments
28.		WORK FOR GODS: Delty (YC X25) Is Hiring and You Probably Aren't Qualified (ycombinator.com)
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29.		GOOGLE STRIKES BACK: T5Gemma 2 Is The Encoder-Decoder Monster We Feared (blog.google)
		136 points by milomg 15 hours ago \| 25 comments
30.		STOP CODING, START VIBING: Why 'Vibe Coding' Is The Only Way To Ship in 2026 (davidbau.com)
		96 points by jxmorris12 13 hours ago \| 63 comments
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